Well folks, we got a serious problem in the former Republican Party. Recapping this week, the sound bite of presidential hopeful, John McCain keeps trouncing around my synopsis: “I will bring every pressure to bear that I can to stop it!” This brilliant statement was made in opposition to Linda Daves’ (North Carolina Republican Party Chairman) refusal to stop running a truthful ad about Senator Obama. Rightly so, her response was, “Contrary to any media reports, the ‘Extreme’ ad will run as scheduled next week. There has never been any intention to pull the ad and it will air.”
Linda Daves is one of the current members of the former Republican Party.

Based on John McCain’s combatant attitude to his own party and due to his insistence on bending over backwards to please the lunatics of our society, I am officially offering the Senator a new name, John McInsane. Due to Senator McCain’s position(s) on global warming, illegal aliens, the border, the confederate flag his never ending conservative liberalism and his blatant disrespect for the true conservative, I would ask him to consider the apropos name change so that the voter can readily identify him come November. The Liberals and Democrats could readily cast their vote. The folks in Florida, especially those who vote Democrat will not have any confusion with “chads” and the former Republican Party members can tune into one of the Sci-Fi Channels week long marathon programming of Dark Shadows! (Perhaps the folks at USA network can schedule this for those of you who are refusing to vote)Yup, “John McInsane” has a nice ring to it. Think of the commercials and ad campaign potential, the guest appearances on Saturday Night Live. Just think, the number one “vidiot” John Stewart of the Daily Show could ask the following question: Senator McInsane is Barack Hussein Obama a cousin to the McInsane family, too? Airhead Huffington would finally be able to identify completely with her insanity and those pink people could endorse McInsane as the new code of reason!
In other words the John McInsane or our Manchurian candidate could finally exhibit the brainwashing that occurred during his captivity with out impunity. Now before you jump all over me for that statement ask yourself, how can John McInsane be so liberal as a conservative? I simply am proposing a possibility is all. I do have great respect for his service to our country and all that he endured, just getting a bit tired of the reliance on it,

I personally have adopted this name for the Senator from Arizona and wonder how in this life to cast a vote for this man? I would rather be sitting in the Mohave Desert, in 125 degree heat, pounding nails into my toes! That would make me insane or a John McInsane voter. I suppose I could get drunk, haven’t done that for years. I really don’t know what to do.

I have already told Satan that his hell would be frozen and he would be looking for a blanket before I cast a vote for Silly Hillary. Barack Hussein (in sheep’s clothing) Obama is just a non entity to me so, my God, my God please don’t forsake America! Perhaps our current presidential campaign is a judgment of the almighty. Perhaps the insane direction of our country is ripe for Senator John McInsane…were in trouble folks, we really are! (Oops, Senator McInsane is already quite popular in cyberspace. I should have known!)

Jeff Morton is a former business owner and staunch supporter of conservatism in the mold of Frederick Douglass Jr. and Presidents Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Regan. Mr. Morton, originally from Rochester, NY currently resides in the Pacific Northwest. He is one of the assistant producers of a regional game show that promotes "good kids" at the high school level. Mr. Morton is the driving force behind CONSERVATISM Speaks To America