If you venture to Austin Texas, which is situated in Travis Texas you might encounter a white haired prune face Democrat named Ronnie Earle. Ronnie Earle was an ugly child who grew up to be an even uglier man. The old saying ugly on the outside beauty on the inside doesn't apply to Mr. Earle, as he is ugly inside and out. However, as a Democrat, a member of a party which values all that is unholy and ugly in America, this ugly little man has standing.

Travis County is essentially Austin and Austin is as politically leftwing as Boulder Colorado and Berkeley California. When you walk the streets of Austin you can smell the stink of the people, most of whom are unwashed, unkempt and un-American, maybe their French; and these are the people that have voted Ronnie Earle in as District Attorney year after year since 1976.

Austin's newspaper is the American Statesman, and like the American Civil Liberties Union, and the People for the American Way, the word "American” somehow just doesn't fit. The American Statesman is a leftwing rag that caters to Ronnie Earle's agenda, which now is to destroy a true American named Congressman Tom Delay.

Part of Earle's political base no doubt comes from the cultural centerpiece of Travis County known as Hippie Hollow, where 60's generation throwbacks run nude and frolic. I suppose if Earle though he would gain positive media attention from doing so he would run nude and frolic in-front of the cameras, but being ugly from head to toe he has opted to indict Congressman Tom Delay instead, and it took him six grand juries to do so. Earle, has given access to a film crew during his investigation of Congressman Tom Delay, and I am sure that caliber actors like Pee-Wee Herman are competing for the opportunity to play Earle on the big screen as well. I can see it now, Pee Wee Herman starring in Ronnie Earle's Big Adventure.


Author’s bio: Joe Gutheinz is a former military intelligence officer and aviator and a retired NASA Office of Inspector General senior special agent. He is a criminal defense attorney licensed by 10 courts to include the United States Supreme Court; and he is a college instructor at two colleges. He holds 6 degrees and 8 teaching credentials. He is the recipient of the NASA Exceptional Service Medal and the President's Council on Integrity and Efficiency Career Achievement Award. He is the past top graduate (Honor Graduate) from the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center's Criminal Investigators Basic Course. His prior writings include: In Search of the Goodwill Moon Rocks, Geotimes Magazine; U.S. Customs Should Acknowledge its Error in Despres Case, Telegraph-Journal and Making Safety a Priority: NASA's Path to Mars, The Conservative Voice.



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